FW: : TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ( Guys Don't Miss )

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Subject: : TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ( Guys Don't Miss )
Date: Tue, 19 May 2009 7:52:38
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY
 
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:
10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't
1. Think you can get me off?
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! ******* TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip! 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
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